February 18, 2012

Anonymous asked: Why do you masturbate so often?

1. I can’t have sex as often as I’d like.

2. It provides decent release.

3. It’s totally normal to masturbate.

Sorry, I can’t come up with a witty, intellectual defense on this one.

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  1. maximilianofmexico said: see: scene from louie
  2. jetblacktothecenter said: hahahahahahaha
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