May 19, 2013
Me until Ashley comes back.

Me until Ashley comes back.

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May 18, 2013

iamhectordiaz:

I’m 100% convinced that this marriage between Black Flag and The Simpsons was created solely for my own selfish enjoyment. Look at them! They’re beautiful. And the best part is that the Police Story/Wiggum is a t shirt, which I’m probably going to buy soon. (h/t Thrillhaus)

Wiggum/Police Story is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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Bring beer.

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May 16, 2013

openareas:

Because, May 16th.

(via rubenfeld)

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Saws Cut Off 4,000 Fingers a Year. This Gadget Could Fix That.

motherjones:

So why are the big power tool companies refusing to use it?

Gahh!

Pretty neat seeing as I use a table saw often. But the article is correct in saying that stopping the blade at full speed would ruin all but the most expensive table saws. Plus, a little bit of focus and following the instructions that come with the saw can prevent a lot of injuries.

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May 14, 2013
raptoravatar: zarifxmiah: [x] We have a winner!

raptoravatar:

zarifxmiah:

[x]

We have a winner!

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kelseybrainbeef: I call it “Scumbag Spraynard”.

kelseybrainbeef:

I call it “Scumbag Spraynard”.

(via joseanything)

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May 13, 2013

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via bigmouthsparesagain)

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May 12, 2013
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May 11, 2013

I have a taste for Malort.

yourdisappointmentappointment:

Bilhouse, I think you and I and Rob are like half of the six people on the planet who actually like the way Malort tastes.  The others are Jake, my friend Candice, and BK.

We are a select group. I know of three more in fact. I really hope they never go out of business because Malort is not based upon mass appeal.

(Source: notmetaphoric)

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