Finally uniting devotees of cryptocurrency with devotees of rapping clowns who believe scientists are liars under one umbrella of guileless faith, Juggalos now have a Bitcoin to call their very own. JuggaloCoin has been dubbed by its proprietors “The Most Insane Coin In Crypto History”—a tall order
We’re all laughing now, but it isn’t like there isn’t going to be an article 6 months from now pointing out that there’s some sorta-esoteric-yet-fundamental aspect of money that Juggalo Coins are better at than regular dollars and that a lot of people will overestimate the “meaning” of this until it becomes one of two currencies (along with teeth) in post apocalyptic america.
Yeah in a few months Bitcoin is going to take another huge hit, JuggaloCoins will be mass purchased in a big market panic, and before we know it JuggaloCoins will be the defacto official currency in America.
Gimme five Violent Js for a Shaggy 2 Dope.