February 2012
Want pizza.
Need pizza.
Last night's Castevet show was second rate at...
Turns out a lot of morons like Stay Ahead of the Weather. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tamer crowd, but it’s the Empty Bottle on a Thursday night, so what do you expect.
perpetualweirdo:
wrmiii:
The Replacements -...
lookbackandlol:
OWTH | Theme Song
I don’t give...
firevvalkwithme said: spam
Thought so.
What's this staff giveaway bullshit?
I'll take a briefcase of burgers and a jug of wine →
Does Santorum Believe Obama Is Part of a Satanic... →
beldenandclark:
“The college-educated elites, he noted, were “the first to fall” to Satan. Harvard is apparently under the control of the Fallen Angel.
Then Satan claimed Protestant churches: “We look at the shape of mainline Protestantism in this country and it is in shambles; it is gone from the world of Christianity as I see it.” And next, Santorum insisted, came American culture: “I need...
Taking place currently on campus: stoner olympics.
Complete with hacky sack and ultimate frisbee.
This edition of the school newspaper: angry, tin...
Just waking up now.
Jesus.
The Making Of "Homer At The Bat," The Episode That... →
jackflaps:
You guys look like you’re into baseball and The Simpsons, so you should read that.
firevvalkwithme said: what is this face
I apologized for a reason. I am not good at taking pictures of myself.
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The hangover: day 2.
Jesus Christ. I’ve never felt this terrible after drinking. You know what it’s like to take a math test still hung over from Saturday and on three hours of sleep? It’s not good.
Time for a serious drying out period.
maximilianofmexico said: see: scene from louie
I pay my taxes, I’m a good father, and I masturbate!
Way to go, anon, you totally killed my buzz.
Still gonna masturbate though.
Anonymous asked: Why do you masturbate so often?
Anonymous asked: Why do you drink so often?
Real drunk. Whoops.
Coming soon: long-winded half-assed posts about...
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It's like a tire fire, you just gotta let it burn...
