For our more adventurous eaters, we recommend our 5-Alarm Bleu Cheese Hell Basket. We start by filling a plastic five-gallon bucket the kitchen usually uses to store beef stock with bleu cheese, followed by a number of wings. The exact amount is random and appalling. Contestants (shirtless) will have exactly six hours to finish the sin bucket and knife fight the chef in the employee parking lot while the line cooks form a circle and shout. The chef will be intoxicated. If you complete the challenge, your photo will be taken and you will be banned for life. Can I start you guys off with some Lime-O-Rama Rita Chuggers or a basket of Baco-Battered Pork Fritters?
(via dontcookbilly)2 days ago • 16 notes
when an entire class of elementary school kids gets on stage to half-ass a performance on their recorders for their parents in the audience, would that technically be dissonant/freeform/chaotic enough to qualify as musique concrete? was i accidentally a noise musician for a day in 3rd grade? are all elementary school music teachers really just radical outsider artists on the low?
(via tawny)3 days ago • 7,796 notes